Time to du du du du du Duel
heart of the cards dont fail me now
I laughed so hard no sound came out
OH MY GOD
Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
…you might be a magical girl, OP
When you and your friends do something horrible as a team