All Hail the Magic Conch!

bogleech:

jesus-lizard-journal:

There’s an episode of Chowder where he’s learning to write legibly and they do a montage of him fighting letters as things that start with them

image

image

image

Then there’s this one

image

What

mechinaries:

"aw, don’t be mad, it was just a ‘armless joke.”
"i gotta say, steve, your sense of humor is disarming.”

mechinaries:

"aw, don’t be mad, it was just a ‘armless joke.”

"i gotta say, steve, your sense of humor is disarming.”

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

image

image

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Don't forget DL-6!

takelunatothemoon:

If I was in Divination at Hogwarts sitting with the person I like I’d be interpreting their tea leaves like “woAH it looks like you’re gonna be in a relationship soon??? With…the person sitting across from you??? Haha how oddly specific right”

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

image

image

image

image

image

image

me at the zoo: where are the dragons
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

mnrva:

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

!!!!!!!

kingcheddarxvii:

I was born in the wrong era…. I was born in 1995 but I should have been born in 1992, so that I would have been 17 when 17 Again starring Zac Efron was in theaters, so Zac and I could have shared that special experience of being 17

suzumecchi:

Wearing an uncomfortable bra like

image